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How About This for a Best Seller!
#1
Alright, this is something that every one of you should help make into a NYTimes best seller.  Its already taking Amazon by storm, and it hasn't even made it to Rush, Hannity, or other talk show hosts yet.  And when it does,......Blast Off!!

Remember this: while they are running around kicking up their heels, hee-hawing, lying, and all sorts of childish manner, the Right is quietly, and in a mature manner, having fun at their own expense.  This is the ultimate put down.  And we all need to shell out a few buck just to make it a Huge Best Seller.  

I just ordered three of them (you get free S&H if you buy $25 worth of books), one for my friend Mike, one for my friend Beverly, and one for myself.  Please go to Amazon and get as many as you can afford.  This would make a wonderful present to one and all.  This is going to be a HUGE best seller.

Quote:Troll Level 100: Blank Book Called 'Reasons To Vote For Democrats' Becomes Amazon Bestseller

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ily Wire Cultural Correspondent Michael Knowles took on his most challenging task to date: compiling all the reasons one should vote for the party of the KKK, Margaret Sanger, slavery and economic illiteracy—also known as the Democrat Party. That challenge, in typical Knowles fashion, was met, and Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide was born.

The book, reflective of the hours upon hours of research Knowles dug into the Democrat Party, is fittingly blank; save chapter titles like "Values," "Civil Rights" and "Economics."

Yes, blank.

The book soon became available on Amazon and sold like wildfire. It's currently Amazon's bestselling book in their "political humor" genre. In fact, out of 2.6 million books on Amazon, Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide is selling better than all but 393 of them.

This is not a joke. But it is Troll Level 100.

The book has Democrats all over raving about the hard-hitting, in-depth analysis.

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#2
One question... Since its blamk, can we post about it in the "What are you reading" thread?
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(03-07-2017, 09:46 PM)WmLambert Wrote: One question... Since its blamk, can we post about it in the "What are you reading" thread?

Damn, its supposed to be there. Its the video in the link that is on Facebook, showing Andrew Klavan interviewing the author of the book. Go back and watch it in the link. Its good. S22
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#4
My books finally came in and true to the advertisement, its a guaranteed thriller.

Here's a Fox interview of the writer

Blank 'Reasons To Vote For Democrats' Book A Top Seller


Here's the video that was supposed to appear above, that was conducted by Andrew Klavan.

Reasons To Vote For Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide
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#5
This quote from the book sums up the strengths of the Democrat polition:


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I know you think you understand what you thought I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!
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#6
And you know what? This monumentally researched work has paid off for him in a Big Way.

TROLL LEVEL 1,000: Top Literary Agent Signs Michael Knowles For Best-Selling Blank Book

Quote:The creativity, unrelenting wit and knack for trolling from the Yale graduate has landed him a literary contract with top agency Premiere Authors, which represents the likes of former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, businessman and former presidential contender Herman Cain, and Daily Wire Editor-in-Chief Ben Shapiro.

"Michael J. Knowles has signed with Premiere Authors for exclusive literary representation, according to Frank Breeden, Managing Partner of the firm," announced Premiere Authors via press release.

"It is rare to see a self-published title rocket to the top ten of Amazon.com and maintain that position for days on end. To occupy the top slot for over a week is simply incredible," said Breeden. "We’re thrilled to partner with Michael on the outset of his literary journey.

"We’re optimistic that Michael has a bright future in publishing because he is a gifted writer," he continued. "In spite of the fact that his first work is comprised of blank pages, we know that his marketing prowess is an asset that will serve him well. Now that he has captured the attention of millions, including several major publishers, they’ll be waiting to see what he has to say next – this time with words."

Knowles has garnered international attention for his cheeky book, and has even inspired poor-selling copy-cat guides from idea-challenged Democrats (ironically proving Knowles' thesis correct).
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I show this book around, all over the place, and it gets laughs galore.  And its the perfect way to flush Jackasses out of the crowd.  All you have to do is show the book to folks, and you can tell by the expressions on everyone's faces what their political affiliation really is.  If you are a Dumbass, or an Independent such as myself, you get the biggest smiles.  But with Jackasses................................WOW!

Andrew Klavan To Michael Knowles: They Gave You A Book Deal??
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