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Rent a German!

LOL What the hell is this?

Solution for un-employment?!
Customer Reviews:

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Leila R., 36 (Rio de Janeiro):
"I will never forget, when I went to the beach with the German.
My friends had a good time, eating chicken with him under the sun of Ipanema beach.
Next time, I will buy him a new swimming trouser."

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Adam G., 48 (San Francisco):
“It was awesome! Having a German at the office for a week was a huge success! Since then, my relationship with my co-workers has improved big time! I’ll definitely do it again- It was, like, “oh my god, this is so it!”
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David U., 82 (Denver):
"I hadn’t seen a German since my time in World War II. I cried, it was such an emotional experience. We ate “Heidelberger Bergklösse” together every evening and have been writing each other once a month since he left. He’s become a real friend to me."
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Samantha F., 27 (London):
“I had such a lovely evening with the German and my mates: After the pub, we went dancing. My friends were thoroughly impressed by the German moves. I was gobsmacked when the German even cleaned my house the next day, before I was awake! Will definitely rent again.”
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Carl Hagen, 58 (New York):
“After dinner, we watched TV together with the entire family. Suddenly the German started to cry. It was such real and pure emotion. I’d never seen this before. The support package cheered him up again and we read German poems together ‘til 3 am. Even Grandma stayed up and enjoyed the exotic sound of words like "Rasenmäher, Motorsäge or Solidargemeinschaft". Rented again, before our new friend left.”
This is an absolutely great idea! Just think of the value we can contribute to their high unemployment problems. And too, it gives us a chance to get into the psyche of the hun and maybe understand just what makes their Teutonic hearts tick.

I'm all for it.
Didn't the Romans call these people barbarians for a reason? Now we let them enter our homes? Shock

Ok - on a more serious note, that sounds like a a pretty good arguement for it. I just hope no other nations get the idea, soon we will se "Rent-an-Iranian", or "Rent a Frenchmen".
Gunnen4u Wrote:Didn't the Romans call these people barbarians for a reason? Now we let them enter our homes? Shock

Ok - on a more serious note, that sounds like a a pretty good arguement for it. I just hope no other nations get the idea, soon we will se "Rent-an-Iranian", or "Rent a Frenchmen".

Gosh, I'm all for Free Enterprise, and helping the 'downtrodden' if it is possible. And clearly there are many peoples in need of assistance.

Hey, anything I can do to help the situation. Wink1
You can rent a German then. S2
Can I rent a Turk too? S6
I wouldnt mind renting a Swede. As a 2nd Generation decendant of Norwegians, it would only open up the rivalry. Make for some good entertainment.

Why would you want a Turk? You could rent a Palestinian!
Well, Germans don't particularly like Turks. In the 60s they imported thousands of Turks to work in their booming economy. Now that the economy is in the tank, they have to blame things on someone other than themselves. Guess who gets the blame?

This way, I wouldn't have to worry about them putting their heads together and trying to take me for a ride. S6
Quote:Why would you want a Turk? You could rent a Palestinian!

You mean with the "Surprise!" package (have him drop on your friends)?

Is the belt included in the base price?

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Is this thing for real or a joke anyway?
Yea, some Palestines to do the dishes. It only rains here, so scarfs aren't that useful.
mv Wrote:
Quote:Why would you want a Turk? You could rent a Palestinian!

You mean with the "Surprise!" package (have him drop on your friends)?

Is the belt included in the base price?

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Is this thing for real or a joke anyway?

Seriously, I don't know. S4
Gunnen4u Wrote:I wouldnt mind renting a Swede.


OOOOH I would SO rent a Swede. About 5'6", 115lbs, 36C bust size... :twisted:
Seabird Wrote:
Gunnen4u Wrote:I wouldnt mind renting a Swede.


OOOOH I would SO rent a Swede. About 5'6", 115lbs, 36C bust size... :twisted:

That's nice. But I must confess that I am partial to those petite 5'2" brunette beauties. Something like the Counciler Troi types. those black haired little women with such petite feet in high heels, and lovely little fannys really turn me on!
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