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#21
(01-22-2014, 09:00 PM)John L Wrote: Muslims, who move into new territories of conquest, are prone to assume that everything is the way it should be, Muslim style. This just goes to show you that the train system needs to be scrapped and a more efficient model set up.

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What is their example of a bullet train?
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#22
Same basic design, just add an imam with a whip.
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#23
(01-23-2014, 06:48 PM)mv Wrote: Same basic design, just add an imam with a whip.

Or an AK-47 perhaps? That will get you the 'bullet' part in the title. S13
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#24
Man shoots himself in testicles.

Notice that he may qualify as a winner even if he survives. S2
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#25
Some folks fail to understand the value of revolvers, don't they? S13
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#26
(02-03-2014, 01:19 AM)mv Wrote: Man shoots himself in testicles.

Notice that he may qualify as a winner even if he survives. S2

“As Johnson ran from the scene, he shoved the gun into the front of his waistband and shot himself in the testicles,”

Well...Johnson actually missed his Johnson with his accidental discharge.
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#27
What a pity. S6
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#28
This guy has definitely got to be the winner for the year, and most likely for the decade: Suicide Bomb Instructor Accidentally Kills Iraqi Pupils. This is why Arabs are the most dangerous people in the world,.......................to themselves. S13

This is like something out of a Mel Brooks movie. LOL!

Quote:A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives, army and police officials said.

The militants belonged to a group known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS, which is fighting the Shiite-dominated army of the Iraqi government, mostly in Anbar Province. But they are also linked to bomb attacks elsewhere and other fighting that has thrown Iraq deeper into sectarian violence.
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#29
What a pretty story! But where is a link to a video? S9
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#30
(02-10-2014, 03:41 PM)mv Wrote: What a pretty story! But where is a link to a video? S9

All the evidence has already been hosed down and washed away. S13
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#31
Interesting case of Darwinism: Michigan man kills himself while demonstrating gun safety.

Its a shame there is no video on this, for everyone to see. S18


NOTE: "The man's death has been ruled a suicide by the Oakland County Medical Examiner"

Whatever happened to "Death by Stupidity"?
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#32
And in our latest "Criminals are not the smartest people in the World" Award, there is this little tidbit: Daylight Saving Time Mistake May Have Caused Dublin Car Bomber to Blow Himself Up. Of course, this fellow doesn't qualify for the award, but without question, he was giving it his very best. S5
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#33
rt.com | Apr 2nd 2014 Wrote:Thai scrap collectors blown up by WWII bomb

Employees of a junk recycling shop in the Thai capital, Bangkok, attempted to use a blow torch on what they believed was a disarmed WWII-era aerial bomb. An explosion, estimated at 200 kg of TNT, killed at least 7 and destroyed a warehouse.



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#34
Not all that big, but big enough, eh? S13
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#35
Close ... but no cigar ...
"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard."
-- Henry Mencken
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#36
Yeah, I saw that one yesterday. Its a shame Senator Einstein wasn't standing about one more foot closer, over the yellow line.

The Lord tends to protect drunks, idiots and Jackasses. Oh, wait a minute, I said that already, didn't I? S13
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#37
"You got kicked in the head because you're a f***ing idiot! You are a DEFINITE nominee for the Darwin Award!"



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#38
Here's a NEWS UPDATE on my previous post:

Quote:The hapless selfie-taking tourist who has become an internet sensation over footage of him being kicked in the head by a Peruvian train driver could be set to earn a substantial fortune from his recent misfortune.

Jared Frank, from Regina, Saskatchewan, has been offered thousands of dollars of advertising and licensing opportunities from media companies keen to take advantage of his hilarious video which has already attracted more than 23 million YouTube views.

On Monday, Frank, 22, signed with a California-based representative called Jukin Media, who has told him his video could earn in the range of $2 to $16 per 1,000 views and he can expect a 70 per cent share of the profits.

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#39
German Rapper accepts Islam .... and self-detonates
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#40
We're getting a fairly good start in the next round of awards: Man Dies After Attempting to Shoot Fireworks From Top of Head

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