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Useless News Thread
#21
jt Wrote:Are armadillo willies considered an aphrodisiac in China?

They are in California. Wink1
As Gary Lloyd said, "When the government’s boot is on your throat, whether it is a left boot or a right boot is of no consequence."
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#22
scpg02 Wrote:You need to invite some over to look at your art photos.
If I ask a woman over to look at nude art photos, I'll probably be slaped, arrested, or beat up, or all three.
:lol:
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#23
Armadillo Wrote:
scpg02 Wrote:You need to invite some over to look at your art photos.
If I ask a woman over to look at nude art photos, I'll probably be slaped, arrested, or beat up, or all three.
:lol:

You have to leave out the nude part. Too bad, they don't know what they are missing.

Course you could always tell them you have a 4' penis. LOL
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#24
scpg02 Wrote:You have to leave out the nude part. Too bad, they don't know what they are missing.

Course you could always tell them you have a 4' penis. LOL
I think a 4 foot penis would freighten them away. And if it didnt, I would be freightenend.

You're a trip. Advising me how to use my art to hook up. :lol:
It's nice to have you back.
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#25
jt Wrote:Since large armadillo willies are routinely picked up off the road, one may ask: Are the armadillos with large willies stupider than others? What do the people do with the willies that are picked up? Are armadillo willies considered an aphrodisiac in China?

No, it must means that they have farther to go to get to the intended target. Has anyone seen them mate? Obviously mounting up is not an easy thing to do. Must be sort of like using a rod and reel for fishing. You really have to get waaaaay out there.
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#26
If you get bitten by a zombie this site might be of some help-
Zombie Bite Calculator.
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#27
Puppet cleavage too much for conservatives in Colorado Springs.
Really, arnt there bigger issues that pink puppet cleavage?
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#28
Just curious. Who do you think is going to jail first, Al Gore or Mel Gibson?
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#29
Is sharing a cell an option?
I know you think you understand what you thought I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!
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#30
Boy scares wolves off with Megadeth.

A 13-YEAR-OLD Norwegian boy saw off a pack of wolves with a blast of heavy metal music from his cell phone, music website Zvuki.ru reported today.
Walter Acre was walking home from school in the central municipality of Rakkestad when he found himself encircled by the four snarling beasts.
But just as they prepared to sink their teeth into the petrified youngster, he pulled out his mobile phone and cranked out a song by US metal legends, Megadeth.
Walter had previously been told not to run away from wolves but to face them and attempt to scare them away.
And sure enough, the tactic worked as the thrash guitar music sent the animals scattering in confusion, Zvuki.ru said.
The Russian music website said that Walter made it home safely, using one final blast of music to see off a stray wolf that was prowling close to his front porch.
news.com.au.
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#31
Quote:'Brady Bunch' Mom Got Crabs in Affair With N.Y. Mayor

This would have made an interesting episode of "The Brady Bunch."

Florence Henderson, the actress who played perky mom Carol Brady in the beloved family sitcom, says she once got crabs after a one-night-stand with career politician John Lindsay, who was the mayor of New York City at the time.

Henderson, now 77, recounts in her upcoming memoir that she was cheating on her husband during the 1960s, and gave in to her better judgment when her married and unattractive friend put the moves on her over drinks at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

"I was lonely. I knew it wasn't the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I did it," she writes in "Life is Not a Stage," set for publication in September.

Henderson went home later that night, and awoke to a grisly surprise the next day as she saw "little black things" crawling over her bed and body.

It could have been worse, at least she didn't get AIDs.
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#32
Michael Jackson's "Thriller" jacket sells for $1.8 million at auction. The 1983 video,
is still considered the apex of music videos.
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#33
Quote:A mysterious circle on a grainy scan, this is what scientists are claiming is finally evidence that Earth has been visited by aliens.
Researchers have claimed the fuzzy outline is a flying saucer that ended up 300ft down on the ocean floor between Sweden and Finland.
They were stunned when sonar scans taken while searching for a century-old wreck showed up the shape against the dirt.
...
Some have even suggested it resembles the Millennium Falcon from the Star Wars series, with its distinctive front forks and round shape.
Newspapers in Sweden have put the story on their front pages and asked if this is really the first sign of extra-terrestrial life.

Millennium Falcon found on the sea floor.
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#34
(08-02-2011, 07:59 PM)Armadillo Wrote:
Quote:A mysterious circle on a grainy scan, this is what scientists are claiming is finally evidence that Earth has been visited by aliens.
Researchers have claimed the fuzzy outline is a flying saucer that ended up 300ft down on the ocean floor between Sweden and Finland.
They were stunned when sonar scans taken while searching for a century-old wreck showed up the shape against the dirt.
...
Some have even suggested it resembles the Millennium Falcon from the Star Wars series, with its distinctive front forks and round shape.
Newspapers in Sweden have put the story on their front pages and asked if this is really the first sign of extra-terrestrial life.

Millennium Falcon found on the sea floor.

I'm with this blogger:
blogge Wrote:So a treasure hunter has run out of money, just as he finds a UFO on the bottom of the sea. That's good timing.

- KipNoxzema, USA, 03/8/2011 09:35
[Image: PancakeBunny.jpg] I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head
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#35
Zachary Quinto (Spock in the last Star Trek movie) is gay.

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The Department of Not Giving a Damn.
PO Box: Nobody Cares.
You're Boring, ME 90210.

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#36
Not exactly news, but...



I know you think you understand what you thought I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!
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#37
The herd mentality displayed accurately for the first time.
Jefferson: I place economy among the first and important virtues, and public debt as the greatest of dangers. To preserve our independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. We must make our choice between economy and liberty, or profusion and servitude. If we can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of caring for them, they will be happy.
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#38
Obama announces the end the United States:

I know you think you understand what you thought I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!
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#39
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45989865#.TxSHVPm6VuE

I can just imagine a couple of Asians wandering some African township ghetto.
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#40
I find it hard to believe that South African police were just dialed up and whisked over there and freed the captives. Has anyone checked the location of the $120,000?
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