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Bad Muslim future
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"The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a U.S. Marine General. As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in America." The General said, "Well, anything I can do to help?" The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called Star Trek and in it there is... Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on Star Trek." The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future."
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#2
The greater the element of truth, the better the joke.
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"INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" - David Horowitz

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#3
Yeah, but Kirk was from Iowa. I think Redshirt Ensign Ricky who got turned into a potted plant was Muslim.

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#4
Well it looks as though there may be a first here: This Country Reportedly Just Became the First in the World to Ban Islam. This could be the start of something big.

But remember this: Japan has pretty much accomplished this in Japanese fashion. The silently make it practically impossible for Muslims to enter the country, while using other excused to keep them out.
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"INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" - David Horowitz

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#5
http://www.ibtimes.com/angola-denies-it-...es-1484898

Are you sure they did?
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#6
I just stated that they 'may' be the first. I just passed along the report. Besides, when a politician says one thing, the odds are they are hiding something.
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"INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" - David Horowitz

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#7
I kind of hope this is true so we can jihadist flock to Angola. There will be some handsome money in it for people with skills that can help with the jihad problem...

...yes, I mean mercenaries.
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#8
Gunnen4u, your endblurb says "Congratulations to Ted Kennedy, one year sober now!" Since he died almost four years ago, do you mean to say he has been drunk and disorderly in Heaven from 2009-2012? Actually, since I do not believe people go directly to their reward upon death, but instead sleep until the Resurrection, I would suggest "drunk and disorderly in the grave," but that seems rather fanciful. S1
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#9
No, ethanol is a natural product of decomposition.

And if are right about Ted being in Heaven, any hints on how to ensure that we go to the other place?
Sodomia delenda est

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#10
I keep that signature line as a homage to better times in this country.
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